sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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