I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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