I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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