I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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