Sponge bath it is.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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