Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Randomize
