Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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