okay pat passed out under dana's car
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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