and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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