Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Two words: nipple clamps
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