Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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