You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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