Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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