You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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