No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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