Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Someone signed my nipple.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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