i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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