I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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