The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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