problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
only if we run a train.
done.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
i believe in u and ur pee
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
