Only a mothe r could love this liver
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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