Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
What happened to fro yo and sex?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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