Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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