i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
a search helicopter?!
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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