butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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