Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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