so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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