i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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