She is in my trunk
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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