she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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