People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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