I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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