just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
it's like iHOP with fire
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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