I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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