2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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