The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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