strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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