I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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