my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Randomize
