Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
True strength comes from lack of pants
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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