is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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