YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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