If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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