youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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