youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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