I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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