Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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