Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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