North Korea, Best Korea!
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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