okay pat passed out under dana's car
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
