Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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