your room smells of hookers.
And success
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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