I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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