I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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