He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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